Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
