Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
