I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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