Nicole vs. Life
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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