S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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