yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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