4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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