I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Woke up backwards on a recliner
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sundayâ€
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