I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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