Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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