I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i now understand why vodka
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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