I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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