just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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