so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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