New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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