no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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