whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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