new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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