Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
