Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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