how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
