youre lurking in front of me
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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