marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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