Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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