just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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