Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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