porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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