you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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