i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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