Duck Duck Cougar?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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