It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
