Moan for me like Helen Keller
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
