And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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