Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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