so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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