Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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