Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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