Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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