Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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