There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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