But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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