Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
