would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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