I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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