That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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