But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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