Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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