i think my tv is drunk
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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