i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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