Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
you never un-have a 4some
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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