The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My feet surprised me
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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