Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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