I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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