Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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